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Stirring up some controversy

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

So, I have to follow up on yesterday's post quickly. In my mailbox this morning are a bunch of articles my Google alerts picked up on the ORC hearing this week. A few report that according to testimony made by Joe LaRocca, vp of LP at NRF, eBay can lure innocent people into a life of crime.

OK, so Joe made a point that people who use eBay find it addictive. Hey, I use to find it addictive. But I think his point (and I don't mean to speak for him) was that eBay and other online auction sites are much easier to fence goods on then a brick-and-mortar storefront. There is a level of anonymity that isn't found in many other places.

LaRocca's testimony has caused a bit of controversy. NetChoice.org on Wednesday called for an apology from NRF and LaRocca after LaRocca told Congress on Monday that thieves who steal from retail stores are often driven to crime by the "addictive qualities" of online commerce. NetChoice said LaRocca should apologize to anyone who is ever sold something online. Give me a break.

I do think one thing needs to be clarified. I doubt LaRocca was referring to all online stores; rather he was referring to online auction sites, or other sites, where criminals can post goods for sale. I would bet my fashion budget that Banana Republic's Web site would not be included in this conversation.

Come again?

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

This "blog" post on Techdirt blows my mind. The title: Retailers blame eBay for driving good people to shoplift.

If you read yesterday's newswire, you know that there was a pretty big ORC hearing in Washington on Monday. The hearing, which was held before the House Judiciary Committee; Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security, examined the Organized Retail Crime Act of 2008 (HR 6491), the E-Fencing Enforcement Act of 2008 (HR 6713) and the Combating Organized Retail Crime Act of 2008 (S. 3434). The three bills were introduced in the House and the Senate this summer and represent years of work the loss prevention community has put in to educate legislators about these ever-growing crimes.

So that is what this guy from Techdirt (interesting name) is referring to. It is just unfortunate that he doesn't 'get it'. He says "big retailers made some bogus claims about on 'online' crimewave that necessitated such legislation ... and the big retailers made the astounding claim that online auction sites need to be regulated because their 'addictive qualities' lure perfectly innocent people into becoming shoplifters." Seriously, this is the least of his claims.

He goes on to quote an unknown speaker from the hearing. The speaker, again I'm not sure who he is referring to (ever heard of attribution?), is clearly referring to organized retail crime, which is a huge problem for retailers. Sure retail theft might not be growing at huge rates — shrink has dropped to its lowest level in 17 years — but organized retail crime is. To bad this guy didn't try to educate himself on this stuff before he posted this ridiculousness.

Here are the facts: NRF's 2008 Organized Retail Crime report found that 68 percent of retailers have identified or recovered stolen merchandise or gift cards from a fence location, up from 61 percent last year. Stolen items are more commonly being found on online auctions sites -- 63 percent of retailers identified a rise in e-fencing activity in the past 12 months.

Not only does ORC eat at a retailer’s bottom line, it costs a hefty amount of money to combat the problem. The survey found that the average retailer spends approximately $230,000 per year on labor costs associated with loss prevention and many large retailers can spend upwards of $1 million annually.

And there are safety issues: Products that need to be refrigerated, say like baby formula, that is stolen and fenced on eBay probably hasn't been kept at the appropriate temperature. And that directly hurts consumers. And what about all that lost sales tax revenue? That has a direct effect on an already struggling economy.

Retailers are not asking "all online retailers" to be police officers; Rather; the E-Fencing Enforcement Act of 2008 would impose by “reasonable duties” on online marketplaces to collect information that law enforcement can use to prosecute those that fence goods on their websites. Further, the bill would require that online marketplaces halt the sale of goods on their web sites if there is evidence they are stolen.

I don't think that is too much to ask. Online auction sites need to be more vigilant about what is being sold on their sites, period. They are making a percentage of money off stolen items that are sold on their sites.

Read Techdirt's rant and let me know your thoughts. I think I have at least pointed you toward some facts, not misconstrued quotes from some ghost presenter.

Once a failure ...

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I admit it: I am a failure. The Twitter social networking experiment I had set out to accomplish at ASIS didn't go so well. First off, you really have to commit to this thing and I found it hard to commit to anything as I was running around the show floor trying to not be too late to appointment after appointment.

I was definitely outdone by fellow blogger Shawn Flaugher, a security consultant and systems integrator based in North Carolina. He was 'twittering' all about and I was impressed. He kept all his Tweets up-to-date on booth visits, parties and polka bands.

The bottom line is that I think Twitter is a tool that can be effectively used as a business tool. I met two of my followers at the show and hence, have two new business contacts. Add Shawn and that is three. Not bad for quickly posting info in 130 characters or less.

So, I'll continue on with the project and try to be more productive at the next conference. The key word here is try.

ASIS, Day 3

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

I am out of Atlanta, thankfully. Not a good place for a conference. I can't even tell you what I spent in cab rides over the past few days. Not good for the T&E budget. Here are some highlights from Day 3:

*Tom Brokaw's speech yesterday morning was amazing. It actually moved me to tears. Brokaw is the 'ultimate' journalist in my opinion and hearing his thoughts on security, the election and the American dream made me feel lucky for what I have in life.

*I always enjoy catching up with Mark Kolar at AgentVi and this time I got some especially good "sound bites" out of him.

*I was enrolled in Identica's vascular biometric reader in less than half a minute, and I was OK'd in less than two seconds. If you haven't seen their technology, definitely put it on you list to see at ISC West.

*My meeting with Carolyn Ramsey over at Honeywell didn't happen, but we're going to follow up with a conference call after the show. I'm sure I'll have some interesting information on Honeywell to pass on after that call.

*One of my favorite LP consultants Bill Alford stopped by at the end of the day yesterday. He's just launched a new initiative to help franchise owners set up effectively LP/security programs. I always enjoy catching up with Bill — I'm glad he took some time away from the retail council's booth (Why were all the council booths sequestered downstairs away from ANY foot traffic?) to come by.

*I have to take some space out to tell you about the Georgian Terrace, the hotel I have called home for the past four nights. First off, I did not want to stay at this hotel and I made this clear to my poor publisher over the past six months. Their web site says a standard room is 200-square-feet. I think my office is bigger. But when I got to my room not only was it much, much bigger than advertised, it had four rooms including a kitchen with full size appliances and a washer/dryer. Too bad I forgot to bring my Tide. There were 9 of us from SDN/SSN at the show and who was the only one to not get their own apartment? My poor publisher Tim Purpura.

*I had a nice chat with J.M. Allain, Panasonic's new prez, but I can't share any snippets without you. I can say that he's a really energetic guy who is excited about moving the company away from being a just a box company.

*I was really, really well behaved this week. Last year, when ASIS was in Las Vegas, there was some fence climbing and telling white lies to get into a party, but this year I was in bed by midnight every evening. And last night? Back in the room by 8:52 p.m. Impressive, I know, and yes, I do miss Las Vegas.

ASIS, Day 2

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Another busy day on the show floor and I gotta tell you: the feet are hurting. I actually had one meeting in the 5000 aisle and the next in the 500 aisle. Next time I am going to start scheduling my appointments based on where the booths are on the show floor. What a novel idea?

*Our TechSec advisory board breakfast went very well. Our board had some great feedback on the educational program we released last week. Check it out: www.techsecsol.com.

*Dean Seavers at GE is such a great exec to meet with. During the company's global sales meeting earlier this year, its end users told GE and its integrators that they want to be able to talk to GE directly. Not messing up the sales process that is, just opening up the lines of communication.

*I had serious computer issues and almost didn't get yesterday's newswire out.

*Caught up with John Koch and Frank Brewer over at ADT. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to catch much of what they said because the booth was so busy and someone was screaming right behind me. Good for them, lost opportunity for me.

*Didn't have food posioning.

*Had a great chat with Michael Rinicella from Jo-Ann Stores. He is one of my favorite guys in the security market. And after hearing I was sick yesterday, he used his EMT skills to make sure I was feeling OK today. Thanks for the Vitamin Water, too!

*Our wine and cheese event was a success. I think we drew about 50 people to the booth one of whom I'm certain was NOT the security consultant he said he was. Two problems with having a booth party: The booth gets trashed and then you have to wait for everyone to leave. And after our loyal supporters have a couple glasses of wine it gets more and more difficult to close up shop.

*The Stanley party at Stats was very cool. I had a chance to kick Sam's butt in Nintendo Wii bowling. But I have to admit, we only played bowling because I was pathetically bad at tennis.

ASIS, day 1

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Blogging is much harder than it looks. I only had 15 minutes of "me" time yesterday — that is time I wasn't running around the show floor scrambling for meetings. I also had a bought of food poisoning, which I was trying to keep secret (I hope no one noticed.)

All in all, it was a productive and interesting first day. Here are the highlights.

*Tyco's Don Lyman said the company will bring Intellvid's analytics into other markets besides retail.

*The Internet connection at the hotel is painfully slow.

*AlliedBarton is now officially purchased by Blackstone and its management partners. Its refreshing to have a visit with a company that really gets it.

*Why does Atlanta have so many escalators? Why is ASIS located in the bottom of the Georgia World Congress Center? What if there was a fire? Why am I asking so many questions?

*One of my favorite marketing execs Mariann McDonagh unveiled her first months of work at Xtralis. What intrigued me most was Mariann's chat about bringing security and life safety together. Hey, don't knock it — wasn't the convergence of IT and corporate security once an idea too?

*Although I was a bit sketch out by its location by a loading dock, Two Licks was a very cool venue for GE Security's party last night.

*Stanley Security is all about RMR and they unveiled some pretty interesting online services for its customers during a meeting yesterday that makes managing your account online much easier. Stanley may get RMR out of it, but you get ROI.

*Stingrays and/or manarays are cool, especially when they are four-feet wide. So HID's party at the aquarium was super cool.

*I haven't been able to post to my Twitter account once since I got here. I blame the food poisoning.

See you in Atlanta

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

It's raining here in Portland, Maine, as I sit in the airport waiting for my flight to Atlanta (unfortunately, I have to go through Cincinnati first.) For the past two days, I've been looking at my schedule and panicking more than a little bit. I always have good intentions to not book continuous back-to-back meetings, but once again I have. Figures ... If you meet with me at 4 p.m. one day and my eyes are glazing over, I greatly apologize.

So, with regrets in mind I give you my recommendations on how to work the ASIS show this week. Otherwise titled, how I would ideally plan my conference if I weren't an idiot.

*Plan accordingly. Do not overbooked yourself — you are not doing anyone any favors. If you squeeze in that extra 20-minute appointment instead of having lunch, for example, you are not going to be in the mindset to focus on business and you're going to hate the people who talked you into this mess.

*Network and have fun, just not too much fun. A colleague of mine once eloquently said, "There is nothing worse than walking a trade show floor with a hangover." Having experienced this first-hand, I wholeheartedly agree. Alternate cocktails with a glass of water, enjoy in moderation and we'll all be much happier in the morning.

*Get some rest. Take 20 minutes out of your day to get outside. The sun will help reinvigorate you. Florescent lights? Not so much. Also, try to get some kind of 'normal' sleep in. Whether that is nine hours or four, you know what you need. Don't ignore it.

*Walk the floor. I never have a chance to walk the floor because I am running around taking meetings with exhibitors that want to show off their latest and greatest wares. But if you take some time to walk the floor, you'll probably see some new vendors that have some pretty cool offerings. Even Axis had to start somewhere.

*Attend as many educational sessions as possible. I always find ASIS to be a great educational venue. The session topics are interesting and the speakers are top-notch. Take the time out to hear just one, I promise it's worth it.

*Sight see. This is another thing I rarely do and I always regret it. When my hairdresser asks me what was cool about Atlanta, I want to be able to answer her without saying something about the hotel. Also, I can't tell you how uninteresting photos that are taken from the window of your hotel room are. My family and friends certainly know. Get out and see some sites — what good is traveling without taking in one local attraction? And Atlanta has a few — the aquarium, the Olympic plaza, Coca-Cola world.

*Take it slow. Sure you may be five minutes late for an appointment, but you're not the only one. Take your time with meetings, walking, lunch, etc. and you'll find yourself much happier and relaxed in the long run.

*Stop by booth #1924 on Tuesday between 11 am and 1 pm to pick up your latest issue of Security Director News and mingle with me. If you can't make it then, try to stop by between 3 pm and 5 pm for our wine and cheese event. I told you we might give away free beverages ...

Looking back, looking forward

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Below are portions of a speech DHS secretary Chertoff gave yesterday at the National Press Club:

It is obviously the eve of a very important date in our history, not only our national history but I suspect the personal history of just about everybody in the room. And of course, I'm referring to September 11th.

If I can be permitted a personal note, I was seven years ago today the head of the Criminal Division at the Department of Justice. And on September 11th, I was one of the first people in the FBI's operations center after the airplanes had hit the World Trade Center and we became aware that we were dealing with an attack rather than an accident. So I have a very keen personal memory of the spirit of the country at that time as we suffered the worst single episode of death and destruction wreaked on purpose against American civilians in the history of this country.

And tomorrow is an opportunity both to reflect on what we've lost in terms of the people that were sacrificed and of course the huge impact it had on the family members of those who perished, but also to look back with some satisfaction that we've averted a successful attack over the last seven years, and at the same time with a rededication of effort to make sure that that record continues into the future so far as it's humanly possible for us to assure that ... the main topic for today is: Are we safer now than we were seven years ago on September 11th? And I want to address the question squarely, but then talk about it in terms of its implications for our long-term strategy against terrorism. And in doing so, I'll probably wind up touching upon some of the arguments that are raised by critics on both the right and the left, those who think we're too tough and those who think we're not tough enough, about our strategy in dealing with the threat of extremist idealogues who carried out one very, very tragic attack against America and who continue to work very hard to succeed in carrying out another one.

Now, when confronting the question, are we safer, there are really in my view two opposite extremes that we have to avoid: on the one hand, hysteria, hysterical fear; and on the other hand, complacency and almost blithe disregard for what the threat really is.

So what do I mean by hysteria? Well, what I mean is the kind of rhetoric -- I'm slightly exaggerating here, but the kind of rhetoric that sounds like this: Here we are seven years after 9/11. Al-Qaeda still exists. Bin Laden remains at large. Terrorists continue to plot and continue atrocities. Nothing we've been doing has worked. Everything is a failure. We're no safer now than we were then.

Now, in my view that argument is clearly incorrect. It is a false argument. I don't think there's any doubt that we are safer today than we were seven years ago. I think the proof is, of course, what's happened over the last seven years. And the reason for this, I believe, is obvious. Since 9/11, we and our friends and allies overseas around the globe have taken decisive steps to enhance our security and that of the people, the free people and the freedom- and peace-loving people around the world.

We've destroyed al-Qaeda's original headquarters and platform in Afghanistan. We've dramatically enhanced our intelligence capabilities around the globe. We've captured and killed terrorists, both leaders and foot soldiers, on nearly every continent. We've developed very strong partnerships with our allies in sharing information and bringing combined efforts together in dealing with terrorism. And we've built a brand-new Department of Homeland Security, which is specifically focused, among other things, on how to make sure dangerous people and dangerous things do not come into the United States in order to create attacks and to cause enormous amounts of damage and loss of life.

Today al-Qaeda no longer has a state sponsor like it had when Afghanistan was ruled by the Taliban. And although it still has some spaces in Pakistan and in other parts of the world, which I'll talk about in a moment, it doesn't own an entire country or have free reign over an entire country as was the case prior to 9/11. Much of the original leadership of al-Qaeda has in fact been brought to justice one way or another. Al-Qaeda is losing in Iraq, what General Petraeus, I think, said the other day, is one of the central fronts in the fight against terrorism. Al-Qaeda is losing in Iraq, and they're losing in part because the Sunni tribes themselves have rejected the ideology of extremism, rejected the foreign interference of the al-Qaeda fighters, and have risen up to partner up with the United States in striking against this terrorist group.

Al-Qaeda has also suffered a loss of its reputation, even in the community which it seeks to influence, because the repeated attacks on innocent Muslims have begun to have an impact on the public image of al-Qaeda in the Muslim world. When a couple of years ago al-Qaeda blew up a wedding party in Amman, it cost them dearly in terms of their reputation in Jordan. And more recent attacks on schoolchildren in Algeria resulted in Ayman al-Zawahiri actually being challenged in an internet chat session by Muslims who attacked him and said, how can you justify killing innocent Muslim schoolchildren in the name of your ideology?

So these are all positive developments and suggest that we are, for all of these reasons and more, safer than we were prior to 9/11.

You might ask, what specifically have we done at the Department of Homeland Security to make us safer and more secure? And I could give you a long list. But let me just give you some of the accomplishments I think we can point to.

We have dramatically increased our ability to block dangerous people from coming into this country. Seven years ago we didn't have the biometrics, we didn't have the analytic capabilities, we didn't have the secure documentation, and we didn't have the manpower that we now have at our ports of entry. We are on the way to doubling the Border Patrol by the end of this year, and building technology and infrastructure that will again make it much harder for people to sneak in between our ports of entry.

We've pushed our security perimeter outside the border, working with foreign countries so that we can do a lot of our analysis and a lot of our screening overseas. We've developed comprehensive infrastructure, security plans, and procedures. Nearly two dozen layers of security into our aviation system. We now fuse and share intelligence in a way that was never possible prior to September 11th. And, after some tough challenges after Katrina, we have dramatically overhauled FEMA and increased our capability to deal with a disaster, whether it be manmade or caused by Mother Nature.

All of these actions have helped make America a tougher target for terrorists and for other dangerous people. And when you look at what we've done at home, when you look at what we've done overseas, when you look at what our allies have done, I think this goes a good way to explaining why it is that the enemy has not succeeded in carrying out an attack in the U.S.

But one thing I will say is it's not for lack of trying. And the dramatic example of that, of course, is the August 2006 airline plot which was directed at flights coming from the United Kingdom into North America, including the United States, a plot which, as I've said previously, would have had an impact in scale and in loss of life comparable to September 11th.

But now let me turn to the other side, complacency. I don't think we should be hysterical, but I don't think we should be complacent, either, because just the fact that we are safer does not mean we are completely safe and the job is done. In fact, if we believe we're safe and the job is done, then we're ignoring the dynamic nature of the threat, the adaptive capability of the enemy, and we are falling prey to what is the opposite peril of hysteria, namely, the peril of complacency.

So what do I mean by complacency? Well, I'm going to give you again a slightly exaggerated view of what complacency is with respect to al-Qaeda. It goes something like this. Here we are seven years after 9/11. No attacks on our soil. 9/11 must have been some kind of freakish aberration that is unlikely to repeat itself. Al-Qaeda's strength is overrated, probably hyped up by the government, and the government is exaggerating what we need to do to deal with the threat. We've got other things to worry about. This problem has gotten boring, and we should move onto something else and now focus on other elements of the public agenda.

Now, this is what you could call a September 10th mindset. That's a mindset that tells you that it really isn't possible to imagine a very serious successful attack on American soil. On September 10th, you might have justified that mindset on the ground that it hadn't happened yet. It is in my view awfully tough to justify that mindset after it's happened. But we are beginning to see discussion, both at an academic level and at a popular level, for people who say that this is really a much exaggerated fear, and that we really have to put it in a box and now focus on other things ...

So instead of complacency, I think we need to put ourselves right in the middle of the hysteria and complacency. And to use the words of the recent national intelligence estimate issued last summer, we face a persistent and evolving terrorist threat over the next three years. I would add it's a threat we have successfully dealt with in the past seven years, but because it is changing, we are doomed to fail if we do not ourselves adapt to meet that change.

So let me stand back and try to describe the threat. And I'll describe it not only in terms of what we've experienced in the last seven to maybe 15 years, but to even look more broadly and look ahead five or 10 years because I think while al-Qaeda is the most salient terrorist threat to this country, it is by no means the only threat to the security of our people here in the United States in the homeland ...

When you look at [other] threats, this is not designed to tell you that, again, we have to lurch to hysteria. It is designed to say that we must be prepared to deal with and address each of these challenges, recognizing they will morph, recognizing they will adapt, and recognizing that the only way we can succeed in continuing to deal with them is if we are willing to change ourselves and to operate in the same evolving fashion.

So having laid out what the challenge is, let me talk briefly about the kinds of tools that I think we have to use. And the title of this speech is "All of the Above" because I believe that in some of the debate we've had over the strategy on terrorism, we've tended to divide into two groups, one group that is exclusively focused on military approaches and one group that says, no, no, it's a law enforcement problem. And my argument is it's everything. It's all of the above. We have to use every tool in the national security and homeland security toolbox, and we also have to invent a few tools that we haven't yet fashioned.

Now, there's value in each of these approaches. If you look at the military option, there's no doubt that we could not have caused the damage we did to al-Qaeda if we had not taken the battle into Afghanistan, where we could drive them from their refuge, where we could capture them, where we could kill them, and where we could force them to run into hiding. That was a major positive development in struggling against al-Qaeda.

But at the same time, we've also used civilian tools. We've used intelligence collection capabilities, like interception of communications. We've used our ability to disrupt the flow of finance using some of our civil law authorities. We've even used conventional law enforcement, particularly in this country, where we have arrested and successfully prosecuted a number of people, either directly for terrorist acts or for acts that perhaps were not terrorist in nature but allowed us to incapacitate someone who we had reason to believe was a terrorist.

All of these approaches taken together, all of the above, constitute in my view what is an appropriate and layered comprehensive strategy to dealing with terrorism: deterring terrorists from entering the country, capturing or killing them in their home base if you can do it, stopping them in the course of their travel, and bringing them to justice if we can find them in this country or in other civilized parts of the world ...

So I would argue that it's a comprehensive approach that we have to continue to take. And those who attempt to pigeonhole this effort into a single box, mainly because there's perhaps a political argument to be made, are actually doing a disservice to the country. We should come together and recognize that all of these elements of power are crucial and will be crucial for the next seven years, just as we have used all of these elements of power over the last seven years.

But now I want to also conclude by indicating that I don't think these tools are enough. We still find ourselves locked into a set of legal authorities and legal processes that were designed in the 20th century when the world was neatly divided between nation states that waged war and individual groups that committed crimes. Now, as this has blended together with non-state actors, we find ourselves trying to fashion new tools with old, existing concepts ...

So with that, as we conclude what I anticipate will be my final anniversary of September 11th in office ...

Just like the rest of you, I think back to what I was doing on 9/11. I don't have a very interesting story to tell. I was living in Portsmouth, N.H., and was home for the day and turned on Good Morning America (which I never, ever watched at the time) in time to see the second plane hit. I remember trying to call my family and not getting through and wondering where I should go. Although it is not an enticing story by any means, 9/11 had a profound effect on me, just as it has had on a majority of Americans. And for my generation in particular, it has become a symbol of sorts of the threats we as a society face.

Jumping on the social networking bandwagon

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Even though I consider myself fairly tech-savvy — I, until yesterday, owned every iPod there is, are desperately in search of my own iPhone and an AirBook and I'm the one in my household that programs all the electronics and fixes the computer issues — I have been slow to jump on the social networking bandwagon. Facebook and MySpace scare me. I have enough "friends," why do I need to have more? But lately, I've noticed that I am the only one I know without a foot in this "alternate" universe. I think even my two-year old niece has a MySpace page (and she can use it!)

But there may be some muscle behind these habits from a professional viewpoint. You can build a brand, say Security Director News, or yourself in a professional capacity. In the last six months I've developed by own LinkedIn page, which I find extremely useful. And this week, I launched a Twitter account for SDN. I'm not really sure how this whole thing will work out but I figured I had to give it a try (I've heard its the hottest new application out there) and CNN and MSNBC are using its as well.

So, I'll use Twitter to let my "followers" know when a new blog is posted, when a breaking story hits my desk, who I'm meeting with at conferences or site visits or whatever I have to say, in 160 characters or less, when I am delayed at some airport. I promise I will not inform you when I've had a bad cup of coffee — this will focus strictly on the news angle, just as SDN does on a monthly basis.

This is an experiment and I'll be sure to let you know how its going along the way. Thanks to my two followers who have joined me since Monday. Anyone else want to join up?

Shhh...it's a secret

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Now, here's a company that takes protecting its proprietary information seriously. Kentucky Fried Chicken is taking some serious precautions to securing Col. Sanders' handwritten recipe of 11 herbs and spices. The "yellowing sheet of paper" was removed today from KFC's corporate offices for the first time in a decade. Why? So KFC can ramp up security around "one of the country's most famous corporate secrets," the AP reported.

The recipe was placed in a lock box and was handcuffed to Bo Dietl, one tough cop and former detective with the NYPD, who then climbed into an armored car with a police escort.

If that isn't enough — the 68-year-old recipe is only accessible by two company executives at a time. The company refuses to release their names or titles, the AP said, and it uses multiple suppliers who produce and blend the ingredients but know only a part of the entire contents.

The recipe has been secured inside KFC's headquarters for decades. the AP said, and for more than 20 years it has been tucked away in the filing cabinet equipped with two combination locks. The cabinet is behind a value and three door locks. (wonder who provides these locks?)

Dietl said "There's is no way, shape or form ... that anybody is going to get their hands on this recipe. And is they get their hands on this recipe, they have to take me with them."

It is kind of funny — that a handwritten piece of paper is protected in this manner (hope they have a back-up somewhere. Maybe a CD?) — but there is something also very serious about it. KFC is well aware that this trade secret is invaluable to their brand. What would KFC be without that special mixture of herbs and spices.

On another note: Does anyone still eat at KFC? I remember it used to be a big deal for my parents to come home with some original recipe chicken but I can't remember when the last time I had it was. Well, at least some people are still indulging.

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